normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he puts the penis in happiness.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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