I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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