Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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