Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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