See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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