so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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