you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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