Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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