SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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