Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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