she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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