Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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