would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i love accidental penises.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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