I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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