Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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