No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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