I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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