Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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