He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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