I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Couch. On fire.
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