are you still at the devil's house?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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