...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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