belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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