What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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