So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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