Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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