i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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