he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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