Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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