the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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