Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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