She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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