you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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