Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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