Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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