I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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