That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
A+ Viking dick
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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