Christians are straight up FREAKS
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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