Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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