She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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