If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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