is your mom at the bar?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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