Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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