It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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