stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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