went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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