Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm really into asian looking animals
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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