VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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