Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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