highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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